Maybe It's All the Veggie Tales They've Been Watching

 

Let the court documents show that Child B does, in fact, eat vegetables, as shown here in Exhibit A. 

Let the record also show that Child A did attempt a bite of the corn, but it was so VERY FAST that the (VERY SLOW MALE)* legal guardian of Child A could not take the picture fast enough. Child A would not re-enact the gesture for further documentation.

*Let the court strike from the record the VERY SLOW MALE part, as it is slanderous and slightly inaccurate, since it was the picture taking apparatus' fault, not the male legal guardian's.