I can't get it together today.
I have a mound of laundry staring me in the face, countless toys on the floor just waiting for my (3 month post-op from knee surgery) husband to come home and trip over, and a stack of dishes in the sink that would put any table service restaurant to shame.
I woke up with good intentions to clean and get organized for our neighborhood garage sale that is THIS WEEKEND. I decided I would much rather wrestle with my kids until they have hives from laughing so hard...and wrestle we did. Now I'm on to mindlessly perusing the internet and eating grilled cheese while Tyler naps and Cody watches a Veggie Tales movie. I think I'll paint my toenails next. I'm sure I'll get around to cleaning at some point this afternoon, but not right now.
Hello, I'm Captain Procrastination. Nice to meet you.