Player 1: I'll take Words That Make a Mother Burst into Tears for $200, Alex.
Alex: All right, for $200. Your child might say this his/her first day of Kindergarten.
Player 1: What is, "It's okay, Mommy, I don't need you to hold my hand."
Alex: That is correct!
Seriously. That's what my son said to me this morning on our way into his school for "Meet the Teacher". Break my heart, right? Go ahead, stomp all over it with your brand new school shoes. You don't want to hold my hand today? I get it, Big boy - you're excited. But hooooo buddy, if you don't think you're going to pay for that, just you wait. Wait until you bring home your first girlfriend - I have a picture of you in the tub with her name ALL OVER IT.
Take heart, mothers of new kindergartners - we can do this.