Wednesday, April 6, 2011
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
I have never taken a picture that so accurately represents my life as a mom/writer. You will notice:
1) There is a laptop charger,
2) the laptop charger is covered in a mysterious brown substance that could be either a) poop from my three-year-old, since he still doesn't know how to wipe his own behind and likes to touch things that look like they might be a toy, b) dog poop, since she gets mad at me for ignoring her in favor of playing with my imaginary characters, one of whom has a cat, and my dog hates cats, or c) a chocolate bar - melted because I stuffed said chocolate bar into my computer bag so I would not have to share it with aformentioned three-year-old (selfish? yes. necessary to my sanity? absolutely.) and then accidentally put my hot laptop charger in the bag on top of said chocolate bar.
What do you think? Poop or chocolate? What would your picture look like?
* For the record, it's chocolate, and I will neither confirm nor deny eating it right off the charger.